"Not everyone can be blonde." - anonymous
Oh? Me? You mean you like my intense stare headshot? Oh, it made you swoon? Oh... my bad sorry!
NEED BOTH OF THESE TWO IN A CUDDLE PUDDLE ASAP
We can hear the dulcet cries of glory coming from both of their mouths. It is sweet music.
This is Benedict's "Don't mess with me or you'll have to deal with the dog inside" face.
Mugshot or Editorial fashion shoot? Where's Tyra when you need her.
Black and white has never looked better on either of these stepping gentlemen.
You want flowers? Boom.
You want blue eyes? Boom.
You want a Maserati? You better work, bitch.
Benedict's glory is too illuminating for humans and dogs to look upon him with their naked eye.
They're posing for a studly photograph just after they've discovered they're on the case.
Who do you want to pet more? Be honest.
"I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION" - sorry it was too easy.
FACE/OFF REMAKE starring Benedict Cumberbatch and this here skittish looking pooch.
Benedict Cumberbatch may be one of the best actors of his generation, but did you know he has a slew of dog doppelgängers? He’s not just a chameleon on screen, but he is able to embody the likeness of almost any creature he comes across (except for spiders – the legs get complicated).
This gallery is here to PROVE that not only is Benedict Cumberbatch the most transformative actor to bless our screens since Meryl Streep, but he also uncannily looks like many different dogs. We’re blaming it on those sky-high cheekbones.
Feature image via @cumber_collective/Flickr
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