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The Inner Thoughts Of 14 Dogs Who Are Totally Creeping On Your Food

The Inner Thoughts Of 14 Dogs Who Are Totally Creeping On Your Food

Ever wonder what your puppy panhandler is thinking? Well, they’re addicts so, it might not be pretty.

1. “Yeaaaaah….. Imma need those pancakes. It’s an emergency”

2. “Don’t mind me. Just keep eating those oh, so slippery noodles.”

3. “You done with that? You look done that. Yeahhh, you’re definitely done with that. I’ll finish it.”

4. “If I sniff strong enough I might be able to inhale it.”

5.”Me.” “Me.” “Me.” “Mine.” “Me.” “Me.” “Me.” “Me.” “Mine.” “Me.”

6. “I’d cut my testicles off all over again for just one bite of that donut.”

7.“I don’t know what that is. I don’t know where it came from. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career of begging. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you… with carpets like this…”

8. “Wha’s dat? Looks poisonous. I better try it first …because …I love you?”

9. “Oh hey, didn’t see you there, Mom. ANYwhoo, what’s in the bowl???”

10. “You’re both being incredibly rude.”

11. “Telekinesis, don’t fail me now!!”

12. “Please sir, can I has some more? Or any? Or all? …Can I has some all, Sir?”

13. “I’m fat shaming you with my eyes, by the way.”

14. “Looks perfect, Pop! You should leave it there to cool and then go take a nap. Get out of here. Now.”

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Featured Image via The LAD Bible
H/t DogHeirs

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