Something about our four-legged, furry pals has befuddled mankind since the dawn of time:
We’ve all been there…. There you are – enjoying a nice sandwich, when all of a sudden you look down to see:
A POOCH IN YOUR POOCH.
What is it with dogs and crotches???
An epidemic of crotch cuddlers has invaded humankind.
Perhaps it is the warmth that radiates off of our most private places?
TBH, we’re not sure whether this is a Bulldog… or a Ball-dog…
We’re sure many of you are familiar with this feeling… your bladder is telling you something but the dog in your lap is preventing you from making any moves.
Big and small dogs alike, rejoice in the discovery of the human loins.
This pup seems to believe that the crotch is always
cleaner greener on the other side.
And honestly, we thought that a Brazilian would take care of this hair problem…
Some dogs may have hidden agendas in selecting their place to lay. Watch that paw placement and those shifty eyes…
TWO paws in place for this shameless pup. Bold move, little one… Bold move.
Others simply enjoy the warm, squishy pillow that is the thigh of an owner who does not have a penchant for working out.
Looks like this pup just took a nice big whiff in his spot of comfort… and maybe regretted that decision.
We hope that’s a dog toy… and that this Frenchie aims carefully with his chew.
Regardless of the why’s behind their love for tight spaces hidden beneath those space tights…
We know now we can always count on our dogs to be the forever guardians of our most prized privates!
Featured image via @_mark_brian_
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