Note: No dinguses were harmed in the making of this post.
1. Oo, watch out for that ground right there.
2. You’re doing that wrong.
3. ….You’re doing that wrong.
4. You’re DEFINITELY doing that wrong.
5. How you look at the bar.
6. How you look the next morning.
7. Nailed it! And by “it” I mean your face in that couch!
8. When your tongue tries to abandon ship because it knows you’re about to eat dirt.
9. When you’re finally free, but can’t show your face in public anymore.
10. R.I.P. This poor dog who died of embarrassment.