1. "If that raccoon tries to get into our trash one more time I swear..."

2. "I'm allowed back inside appawrently. Dad isn't."

3. "Why would I go in a fake house when I'm already in a real one hooman? What am I, a dog?"

4. "Yea, you KEEP walking cat. This MY house."

5. When no one shows up to your birthday party.

6. When you know you've been bad so instead of sitting in the dog house you just try to look real cute and guilty on top of it. WELL PLAYED PUP.

7. Just settling into the Red Roof Inn. Pretty comfy.

8. "I will NOT come down until I get my treatz."

9. "Back in my day, all dogs slept on their houses like this. Sleeping inside is for you punk kids, with your bark n' roll music."

10. "The floor is lava."

11. "Until I can sleep in a real igloo, I'll continue sleeping up here in protest."

12. "Yep. This makes sense."

13. "Dude, I have a built-in freezer on my roof. Why would I sleep anywhere else?"

14. "Whatever, it's my house. I do what I want." #MyNameIsLiterallyOnIt

15. Look, we've all been here after a long night of drinking. It happens.