1. “I hope you’re happy, because this is the face of a dog who just realized you all are in league with Satan.”
2. “I GOT SCURRED SO I THOUGHT I’D EAT THE DOOR HOW WAS YOUR DAY BY THE WAY MINE WAS PRETTY GOOD.”
3. “Don’t move. They can’t see us if we don’t move.“
4. “To eat the human food, you must become the human food. No, wait, that doesn’t…I may not have thought this one all the way through.”
5. “I couldn’t find a way out of the blanket, so I made my own way out. But it’s cool because now I’m wearing this beautiful dress, right? (Please don’t say bad dog.)”
6. “You think this is funny, human? You think it’s funny to dress me up in underwear?”
7. “I’ve seen the commercials. I’m pretty sure I have…a pizza pawblem.”
8. “Why do you insist on dressing me up as George Clooney’s character from E.R.?”
9. “I’ve basically been feeling this way ever since I watched Marley & Me.”
10. “Oh, hardy-har-har, your weiner got stuck in your sweater. So hilarious. Now would you please put the camera down and get me out of here??”
11. “Aw, geez, Dad, the beard was bad enough, but did you have to wear the shirt, too?”
12. “It seemed like such an amazing idea at the time.”
Contrary to despicable cat person propaganda, dogs can be downright brilliant. There’s the Pit Bull whose singing voice is identical to Whitney Houston’s, there’s the Border Collie who’s smarter than some adults, and there’s the Supreme Court dogs, just to name a few.
But just because most/all dogs are super geniuses doesn’t mean they don’t occasionally find themselves in compromising – even regrettable – situations.
Here are 14 dogs who regret EVERYTHING that is happening to them right now.
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