One of the best things about having a dog is having a regular poop buddy – someone to stare at you longingly while you’re on the toilet. We all know we couldn’t go number two without our number one pooches. Here are 19 dogs who want to sit with you while you poop.
1. You look like you need a little help with the toilet paper, let me grab that roll for you.
2. Are you having a heart time poopin’?
3. Dad, I heard you making funny noises in there, is everything ok?
4. Looks like a tough one, we hope you get through it.
5. I know I poop, but I didn’t know you also pooped!
6. Don’t worry, I’ll be out here for you whenever you’re done.
7. This is taking way longer than I expected.
8. I can has poop too?
9. Can I, uh, wipe that for ya?
10. Weiner dog, reporting to doody duty!
11. We heard some commotion in there!
12. ‘Scuse me, is you done yet?
13. I shall watch you from up here!
14. Are you done sitting on that weird white shiny bowl yet?
15. Why did you get up out of bed, dad? And why is your body making those funny noises?
16. Here is some paper for your tushy.
17. Pawsome poop, hooman!
18. We are extremely concerned for you and want to make sure you are OK.
19. I am no longer interested in your poops.
Happy poopin’, hoomans!