1. When you have to go to keep your little brother company...
2. "Stay still. Don't make any sudden movements. Just stay calm and this will all be over soon."
3. "He said we're on the naughty list."
4. "Father Christmas?! You're not my real dad. I don't care what they say about these matching hats."
5. "I will be telling my therapist about this moment."
6. "Ugh, Santa, someone should really teach you how to work your angles. You look into the camera like this."
7. One of these dogs is not like the other... (one is happy).
8. "What do I want for Christmas? I'll give you one guess." #nomoreconeofshame
9. "His hands are inches away from my neck. How are you people OK with this??"
10. "I know this trick. You say cheese... but there's never any cheese."
11. "Plz don't ask me if I've been a good doggy."
12. "You gotta be kidding me. We drove here to see Santa, and this is the best they can do?!"
13. "So...is this the dude who sees me when I'm sleeping?"
14. "Has he really been watching me all year? Cause I didn't mean to do what I did to that Poodle."
15. "Santa's little helper? I'm no elf."
16. "So why was Mommy kissing Santa Paws?"
18. "Please say nice list. Please say nice list."
19. "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals."