First of all, ew. Look, dogs, I know you are dinguses, but seriously, this is a slug. You are not a French restaurant and this is not escargot. This is just gross. Stop. Ew. Stop.
Also, you total dorks, you are behind GLASS! You.Are.Licking.Glass. Unless you have Harry Potter like powers to make that glass disappear, you are never going to achieve your heart’s desire.
Which is okay, because as we’ve already established, your heart’s desire is gross.