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If You Thought Your First Kiss Was Awkward, You Haven’t Met Your Weekly Dinguses

If You Thought Your First Kiss Was Awkward, You Haven’t Met Your Weekly Dinguses

We’re double derping again this week guys. You’re welcome. This week we have a pitsky duo, Bama and Dico, and together they are the pawfect pair. Trust me, you’re in for a treat. Like this.

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Bama is all derp all day. It’s her default mode.

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Dico is more of a part-time derp.

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But their awkward energy bounces off of each other like two dingus-y electrons orbiting around one derp molecule. That metaphor may or may not be scientifically accurate. Let’s go with it.

When Bama is at her least derpy, she looks like Scooby Doo. And that’s still pretty derpy.

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Bama is at her most dingus when she sees a stick, which is apparently really entertaining.

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Just kidding. Bama is at her most dingus when she sees snow.

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Obviously like any dingus, she has trouble positioning her body in a natural way. But the frog thing works Bama. You do you.

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There is one thing this dingus duo does exceptionally well. They have mastered the art of the awkward kiss. And I mean, MASTERED IT. If you don’t believe me, you’re about to.

1. “Ok sorry I wasn’t sure where you were going to meet me. Let’s try this again.

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2. Let me just get my glasses on. Maybe that will be better.

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3. “Ok I’m coming in for it are you ready? Hello? OK, I’m gonna open my eyes now…”

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4. “OK my tongue is halfway out is it really happening this time because last time I thought it was going to and then it didn’t…”

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5. “IDEA: YOU stick YOUR tongue out and I’LL come meet you.” “Ugh OK this didn’t work either.”

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6. “OK we’re going to go in at the same time on the count of 3. Ready? 1…2…3…derp.”

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7. “Should I change directions?” “NOOOO I DON’T LIKE THIS SIDE GO BACK GO BACK.”

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8. “That’s my eye. You’re going for my mouth.”

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9. “Should we try lying down? No, I think this complicated things.”

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10. “WAIT. Maybe it’s not us. Maybe it’s the environment. That’s it. We’re COUCH KISSERS.” “Oh…no, we’re not.”

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11. “Hold on let me try something. JK I just farted on you haha.”

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12. “I am not amused.”

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13. “I know! LET’S TRY THIS WITH WINGS.”

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14. “OK why don’t we take a break and just practice on our own.”

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15. “HOW DO THEY MAKE THIS LOOK SO EASY IN THE MOVIES BEING SMOOTH IS DIFFICULT”

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16. “DADDDDD HELP. HOW DOES THIS WORK?”
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“THANKS DAD! YOU’RE THE BEST! Derp.”

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