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The Difference Between Girl Pup Parents And Boy Pup Parents

The Difference Between Girl Pup Parents And Boy Pup Parents

Words like “gender” are arbitrary to a dog. All they know is that human dad wears the same clothes every day and human mom sure loves pumpkin spice lattes. Below, some other differences your dog notices.

Mom tells us high-waisted shorts are totally in style.

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But dad insists the mullet is due for a comeback (it’s not).

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And as much as we love hanging out with mom and her gals…

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…sometimes we just like hanging out with dad and his boys (because their feet stink).

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Mom likes dressing us up in silly clothes. Unlike dad, who…

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….nevermind.

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People tell us we have our mom’s eyes….

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..but our smiles are all dad’s.
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And as much as we love watching Frozen for the millionth time with mom…

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…sometimes it’s nice to toss the football around with dad (sorry, I punctured it).

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Dad also taught us the importance of learning how to shave.

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But mom taught us the importance of pink, sparkly nails (so sparkly!).

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And we love grilling with dad…

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…but nothing tops having brunch with mom (wait, what’s in that orange juice?).

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Mom takes us with her everywhere.

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But when we’re good, dad lets us play in his truck.

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They’re not flawless, but as long as they keep letting us share their bed, they’re the perfect paw-rents.

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Featured image from javichondo and tattoojunkie524

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