Daisy’s been a bad, bad dog, but she knows her rights. No matter the evidence, no matter how guilty you look, don’t say anything without your lawyer!
The evidence against Daisy won’t hold up in court, if that’s all the fuzz they have to go on. Chewed ornaments? A bit of stray fluff? Any dog could have done it! Heck, it might’ve been a human. Even if the bite marks fit, every jury in the world would acquit.
Our verdict? Not guilty, by reason of insane cuteness.
h/t Kyoot Animals