1. "Have you ever heard The Furious Fleas? They're these fleas that play micro-rock. They're terribly itchy, but their sound is UNREAL."
2. "I am absolutely drooling over the new "Tail Chase" LP. Can someone clean this up?"
3. "What I love about Nugget is that he sniffs from so many different influences. He's ALWAYS got his nose in that next butt."
4. "IndieBark '15 was cool, but it will NEVER compare to that time my human dropped all the chicken wings."
5. "I'm getting into Pug-Step."
6. "Kennel Club? Pssh, they are so last dog year."
7. "Sit! Speak! Good Boy! is amazing. They really bring me back to the old days."
8. "I'm usually pretty chill, but I will absolutely rock the pup out if anyone plays Ambulance Siren."
9. "You shoulda seen Dig A Bone play the Dog Run last year. Everybody was going NUTS. "
10. "I dunno, the Biscuits are cool, but they haven't been the same since Smooch was neutered."
11. "My friend's a Labradoodle who does Rockabilly. He calls it Labrockadiddly. It's OK."
12. "Frisko REDEFINES snout-rock. He goes WAY off the leash, you know what I mean?"
13. "I was so ready for Belle & the Belly Rubs, but then I peed on the tickets."
14. "I'm so pumped for college. I own ten of these in every color."
15. "Scarf? Check. Len-less glasses? Check. All right, off to Bark Fest."