You know that feeling when you see a picture of a cute puppy and you lose all ability to speak properly? And you really want to say “How cute!” but all that comes out of your mouth is “OHMAIGOODNESSSQUEEEEE!” and everyone around you just stares at you?
That’s you losing your ability to even. Like, even if you tried, you would not be able to even.
You know who else can’t even? These pups:
1. It is physically impossible to even while in a ball pit.
2. Goiz. FLOATING TREATS.
3. This dog can’t handle mealtime. He really can’t.
4. Walking out of the hair salon knowing you’re slaying.
5. My human’s home! Time to throw my booty in the air.
6. When you watch a new Beyonce video.
7. See those eyes? Those are the eyes of he who cannot even.
8. “Oh my Dog! He finally proposed in the treats aisle at PetCo?? I can’t even!”
9. When the “Hot Now” sign at Krispy Kreme is lit up and you get yourself a whole dozen.
10. Furniture shopping and you find the pawfect couch? Seriously unable to even.
11. When you’re so excited to go on a walk that you transform into a kangaroo.
12. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY.
13. “And then I squished the roach with my paw and the guts came out like toothpaste from the tube and I just can’t!”
14. Going to brunch with friends while you’re on a diet and they’re not.
15. “I bet the prongs on this head massager are an odd number because I can’t even right now.”
16. “She actually said that to you?? Giiiiirl.”
17. “I’m done.”