Written in English, close captioned in Hebrew, and sung in a German(?) accent… P.U.K.’s music video, “Kissed A Dog” is here and life will never be the same.
As far as I can tell, this miraculous, mirage of a music video comes from an Israeli sketch show called Eretz Nehederet (A Wonderful Country). That’s all I got, folks, but the song, the fashion, even the Dog damn message (to kiss dogs) is perfection.
I want to walk down the aisle to this music video, and look into this music video’s eyes and tell this music video, “I do.” I want this music video to hold my hand while I’m giving birth to this music video’s babies. I want to die in the arms of this music video and have this music video play at my funeral, when I’m buried in a tomb with this music video, so that I can take this music video with me to the afterlife – an afterlife in which I am living inside this music video and kissing dogs for the rest of eternity.
That’s real love.
Someone help me.
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