Every dog parent ever is living a lie – the lie that we’re in charge of our dogs. The truth is that they are in charge of us. They demand treats, we give them treats. They demand walkies, we put on our shoes and leave the house. They demand belly rubs, we give them as many affectionate pets as we can.
But now, one contraption is changing the lives of humans and dogs alike – it’s the Affectionator! Although this device has been around since May, it’s just now sweeping the internet with its unintentionally innovative way it’s going to change our lives. We just have one question: When is this coming to a store near us?