Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you
weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!
Behold Magic Meatball! The All-Knowing, Fortune-Telling, Butt-Sniffing Pug! This paw-reading pup holds all the secrets of the universe within his folds, and about 25 pounds of table scraps in his belly. And for the low, low price of three-and-a-half treats per minute, this clairvoyant canine will tell you your past, present, future, and whether or not someone rang the doorbell! But buyer beware, you may not like what you hear …or smell.