1.Trying to tell anyone about the dream you had last night until someone literally impales himself.
2. When you want to surprise bae at work but he’s in the middle of a crucifixion.
3. When you’re about to drop the baddest beat of 1328.
4. When there’s a two-for-one special at the taxidermist.
5. When you’re trying to check if your whiskers are on point, but mirrors won’t become commonplace for another hundred years or so.
6. When the waiting room at the vet’s is lit AF.
7. Ten minutes into ‘manuscripts and chill’ and he gives you this look…
8. When your sheep herding owners herd a bunch of sheep so they do The Dab and you’re like, “omg, Dads, stahp.”
9. When you thought those hos were your friends, but no one was there to hold your ears back when you had too much to drink.
10. When bae is super dramatic about your new, blue ‘do, but you were just trying to keep it fresh.
11. When your Mom tells you and your siblings to stop fighting or she’ll turn the car around and no one gets to go to ChuckECheese.
12. When everyone’s having a good time at the party, then Jeff pulls out his cat-pipes. Ugh, Jeff.
13. How it feels when you’re crushing it on Tinder.
14. When it’s last call and everyone at the bar is just looking for a leg to hump. H/t via Medieval Reacts