22 Pictures That Prove Dogs Would Make Terrible Humans

There’s something about dogs doing people things that amuses us. Whether they actually think they’re humans or have no idea what they’re doing, catching our dogs giving intense side eye like they’re on Real Housewives of Atlanta or appearing to watch unsavory videos on a computer is hysterical.
Here are 22 dogs who might pass for humans if it wasn’t for the tail and four legs.
1. “I’m gonna have to see an ID, young man.”

2. “Give me ALL the bacon you have.”

3. “Officer, I wasn’t urinating. I was simply marking. There’s a difference.”

4. When you have a mini midlife crisis during breakfast.
5. “LOOK AT ME, I’M A HUMAN.”

6. The fleeting feeling of accomplishment right before the crushing reality of student debt sets in.

7. “Yes, I know some of these words.”

8. “Holdin’ it down fur all mah dogs, nahmean.”

9. “WHY ISN’T IT MOVING. DID I BREAK IT?”

10. “Peeing on grass is so 2014.”

11. “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you. I have no idea what I”m doing.”

12. “Nice try, but I’ve seen worse. AKA your face in the morning.”
13. “Bae caught me slippin’.”

14. “I got into DJing because I heard you get to drop the bass – and I LOVE FISHING.”

15. “YOU GOIZ, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE! No, really. I hate vanilla.“

16. “I sentence you to…wait, where’s my gavel.”
17. “Oh, hi. You’re home early from work.”
18. “Tonight, on your 6 o’clock news: Nothing. I’m a dog.”

19. “I shouldn’t have eaten my homework.”

20. “Netflix has been recommending too many romantic movies lately. Please, make better choices, human.”

21. “‘Let’s go on a boat ride,’ they said. ‘It’ll be fun,’ they said.”

22. “Yea, this isn’t gonna work.”
