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16 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Great Dane’s Face

16 Things You Should NEVER Say To A Great Dane’s Face

Sure, Great Danes are large and in-charge. But they’re sensitive about a few things, ok? So the next time you’re talking to them, don’t be that guy: avoid saying these sixteen things!

1. “Great Dane, huh? How GREAT are you, really?”

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Great. Just great.

2. “Do you play basketball?”

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You just assume because I’m tall that I’m… oh wait, yeah, I’m really good actually.

3. “MONSTER! Stay away from the children!”

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But who else will I recruit as minions in my Great Dane world takeover army?

4. “Are you still growing? How big are you gonna get?”

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Gee, I don’t know, are YOU going to get bigger or are you gonna stay a little shrimpy dude forever?

5. “At the count of three, say cheese!”

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1…2…3…Derrrrp!

6. “Great DANE? Are you Danish?”

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Danish! Where? Is it a cheese danish?!

7. “Great DANE? So you’re like an earl or something?”

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More like a G.D. KWEEN, thanks.

8. “I’d invite you over, but I don’t know where you’d sit.”

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Oh, don’t mind me, I’ll just make myself comfortable.

9. “Okay, but you can’t spend the night. There’s no room.”

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Oh, don’t worry about that. We can make it work.

10. “Giddyap! Can you gimme a ride, horsie?”

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Look, it’s cool when Gaius does it, but I just don’t think we’re at that point in our relationship.

11. “You’re too big to be a lap dog!”

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Tell that to this happy lady under my butt.

12. Gee whiz, Scooby, I think that’s a G-G-G-GHOOOOOST!

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Ruh-roh!

13. “With a stature like that, you should really behave with grace and dignity.”

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Yeah, well, with your buttface, you should really act like a butt… face.

14. “You must eat like a horse!”

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Rude.

15. “You must be tough as nails.”

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Uh, yeah…

16. “OMG. I’m putting this on SnapChat.”

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Nooooo!

Featured image via @whythankyew/Instagram

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