It may be 8-years-old, but there is so much beauty to behold in this video. So much beautiful, beautiful, beauty. Okay, let’s do this…
1. This English Bulldog is named Pancho. Alberto. PAN.CHO. AL-BER.TO. Genius.
2. The tune-age. Yes, Bob Marley, this IS love that you’re feeling – and I’ll be damned if I’m not feeling it too.
3. The adorable “check in” with Dad before the launch.
4. THE LAUNCH. Pancho’s paunch isn’t about to stop him from getting into that tub. Oh no, bath-time is Pancho-time, and this guy is ready to unwind like a true gentleman.
5. I mean, the bottles. That sashay. I can’t… just do yourselves a favor and watch it over and over and over again.
Mr. Pancho Alberto, thank you for your elegance, for your professionalism, and for swinging that doofy drumstick leg of yours like a young Gene Kelly! You, sir, are an inspiration.