Why did the skinny, two-legged dog monster cross the road? TO HAUNT YOUR DREAMS ON THE OTHER SIDE.
Two dogs diverged at a neck, and I pet the one less slobbery.
Get your head out of your ass.
Of course, Huskies look hot even when they're freaks of nature.
No eyes, no ears, no brain, no problem.
"The drugs are kicking in!"
Looks exactly how sliding whistles sound.
What happens when you're walking your dog and he accidentally falls into a time portal.
Her poop bags are just industrial sized trash liners.
This is why you shouldn't get plastic surgery with a Groupon.
"Doo, do doo. Gettin' mail. Doo, do doo. My dad's a monkey."
Where do I - How do I - What am I petting here?? Is this the face or the anus?
KILL IT WITH FIRE! I mean... Awww, hey there ...buddy.
Even though there's not any... I still feel like there are too many teeth in this photo.
Panorama dogs are all poop position, all the time.
All the kisses. None of the mess.
That is straight out of a horror movie. And by "that" I mean the carpet.
Ooo! Triceratails! You can braid it!!
Ever see that movie Ice Age? ....Click Me.
Ever since the iPhones included a panoramic camera feature, amateur photographers have been taking long, thin, mediocre photographs for people to sort of enjoy. And because everything in the shot has to remain still for the picture to turn out correctly, people are posing for pictures like they did in the Victorian age.
“Say cheese! Great, now hold that for 20 minutes.”
And you can be sure that until modern technology figures out how to incorporate moving images into the shot, dogs will be running onto the scene, effing the whole thing up – and for that, we’re grateful. Please enjoy 25 of our favorite panoramic dog picture fails.
We hope you enjoyed tonight’s edition of Bark After Dark, the one-stop-shop for all your insane-in-the-canine, cuckoo-for-cocoa-ruffs, barking mad needs!
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