These dogs deserve an Olympic gold metal in tolerance.
1. “Do you always have to be so dramatic?”
2. “If I have to hear her cough up one more hairball I swear I’m gonna lose it.”
3. There is nothing more annoying than a cocky cat on a Roomba.
4. “No I did not say you could sit on my head, but that’s cool, I guess.”
5. When you invite your one cat friend over and she shows up with a bunch of randos, but you don’t want to be rude so you just deal with it.
6. Clearly this cat has not yet learned to pick up on social cues.
8. “Who made you the dog sitter, HUH?”
9. “Can I help you find something or are you just browsing?”
10. “I’m going to ask you again very nicely, can I please have my spot on the couch back?”
11. “If you blame this on me we’re going to have BIG, BIG pawblems.”
12. “DUDE you’ve been in here for 20 minutes. Save some hot water for me, geez.”
13. “HEY. I said ENOUGH. I am TRYING to get my beauty sleep.”
14. “MIND IF I STICK MY BUTT IN YOUR FACE? K COOL.”
15. “I know I could wake her up, but I FEEL bad. No, I know it’s my bed. Look I just don’t like confrontation, OK?”
(Cut to 3 hours later)
“This was a terrible idea.”
16. When you almost spoil Game Of Thrones…
17. “So I guess this is just my life now…”
18. “I’m not falling for this one again.”
19. “I WILL be writing a strongly worded e-mail to HR about this.”
20. “What is the kindest way to say ‘JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR 5 MINUTES PLEASEEEE’?
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