A great day starts with a great dump.
A scenic overlook makes you appreciate the little things. Like big poops.
San Francisco offers breathtaking views, like the historic Golden Gate Bridge and this dog dumping.
These purple mountain majesties are not to be outdone by this dog making his own majesty: a nice fresh poop.
A beautiful tree-lined street in Brooklyn...but mostly this dog and his stunning sh-t.
I'm rendered speechless by the way the light hits this forest log and also the log coming out of this dog's butt.
The smell of spring and dog poop are in the air.
A photograph is a moment frozen in time. Just like this frozen dump.
A waterfront vista with a prominent dog poop view.
A spectacular overlook and a spectacular dump.
Great moments inspire great quotes. Like this one: "When you see only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you. And when you see dog poop, that's when the dog pooped and I tried to walk around it."
The majestic magnitude of Mother Nature is no match for this dog's dazzling dump.
Nothing says "scenic vista" like a steaming fresh pile of turd.
A waterfall and some crap.
Tucked away in the quiet of nature, a poop is born.
A daring dump from a brave dog.
A great poop stands the test of time.
After a long day, all you want to enjoy is a beautiful sunset. And a big ol' dump.
Lastly, we have Ikea: the only acceptable place to unleash your sh-t.
The only thing worse than a photobomb is a poopbomb.
We hope you enjoyed tonight’s edition of Bark After Dark, the one-stop-shop for all your insane-in-the-canine, cuckoo-for-cocoa-ruffs, barking mad needs!
Featured image via @dogstakingdumps/Instagram
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