Dogs love dirt, and they’ve done a lot of things to avoid getting clean. Even if it’s a big ol’ “NOPE!” and a door slammed in their human’s face, they get their message across pretty well.
Other times, people don’t quite understand. They can be a little slow, those folks on two legs.
That’s when dogs have to really play it up. This puppy abhors the thought of a hose bath so much, he will transform into a limp noodle at the mere mention of it. Someone please get this dog an Oscar—stat.