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Puppy-Monkey-Baby Super Bowl Commercial Is Next Level Insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7uY36-LwA

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Mountain Dew’s first Super Bowl commercial in 16 years is something to behold.

I mean, is this a Super Bowl commercial or The Island of Doctor Moreau?

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All I can think about is how bad Puppy-Monkey-Baby must smell. The baby-part sits in its own shit, the monkey-part throws its own shit, and puppy-part can’t stop eating its own shit.

Puppy-Monkey-Baby is like turducken but tastier weirder. It’s like Human Centipede but sexier hairier. It’s like a carbonated drink containing grape juice, caffeine, and Mountain Dew… I secretly and desperately want to have one.

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