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weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!
Mountain Dew’s first Super Bowl commercial in 16 years is something to behold.
I mean, is this a Super Bowl commercial or The Island of Doctor Moreau?
All I can think about is how bad Puppy-Monkey-Baby must smell. The baby-part sits in its own shit, the monkey-part throws its own shit, and puppy-part can’t stop eating its own shit.
Puppy-Monkey-Baby is like turducken but
tastier weirder. It’s like Human Centipede but sexier hairier. It’s like a carbonated drink containing grape juice, caffeine, and Mountain Dew… I secretly and desperately want to have one.