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15 Ridiculous Things We’ve All Shouted at Our Dogs

15 Ridiculous Things We’ve All Shouted at Our Dogs

There are things dog parents have to deal with on the daily, and then there are the more rare, canine cataclysms. And while these don’t happen all that often, every dog parent has found themselves, on one occasion or another, shouting the following. I think we can all relate to most of these…right guys? …Right?

 
1. “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!”

this is why we can't have nice things
“Waaaaa! I eat your nice thaaaangs!!!”

 
2. “DON’T SIT ON YOUR SISTER!”

DONT SIT ON YOUR SISTER
“I swear, Henry, if you don’t sit in your own seat and buckle up, I will turn this car around.”

 
3. “NO HUMPING AT THE DINNER TABLE!”

nohumpingatthedinnertableplease
“Avert your eyes, please? Some of us have business to attend to.”
 

And speaking of romance, things can get a little complicated for the dog parent in the dating scene…

4. “NO! BAD! GET OUT OF THE BEDROOM. NO SEX FOR YOU.”

bed
“But we do everything together!!”
 

5.”I CAN HANDLE THE GARDENING, THANKS ANYWAY FOR THE HELP.

DirtyDog

 

6. “PUT THE LIPSTICK AWAY!”

lipstick
And I don’t mean the kind I carry in my purse…
 

7. “NOOOOOO! NOT DUCKY! WHYYYY!!”

no ducky no
“…Ducky had it coming.”
 

8. “HAVE YOU BEEN GOING THROUGH MY MAKEUP?!”

Did someone borrow my lipstick
“Nope. Don’t know what you’re talking about.”
 

9. “CAN YOU TWO FIND A BETTER WAY TO SETTLE YOUR DIFFERENCES?”

settle your differences
“I don’t know, Carol. This seems like a perfectly reasonable solution to me.”
 

10. “WELL, WHERE DO YOU EXPECT TO SLEEP NOW!?”

dog bed destroyer
“What do you mean? In the bed with you. Oh! Was this not my new chew toy?? My B.”
 

11. “CAR SEATS ARE FOR CHILDREN!”

dog seat

 

12. “HEY, MIND IF I SQUEEZE IN!?”

bed hog

 

13. “WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT!”

dozer
You know, Cheryl. I may fart sometimes, but you can’t blame them all on me. It’s just hurtful.”
 

14. “ASKJHDSAKJHDSFKAHAKFSHK!”
puppy stackBecause sometimes. You just can’t.
 

15. “GO HOME, TROY. YOU’RE DRUNK.”

troy
“You listen to me when you’re – you’re drunk…ya drunk.”*
 

*No animals got drunk in the making of this picture.
 

Featured image She Knows

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