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15 Seriously Naughty Dogs Paying For Their Crimes

15 Seriously Naughty Dogs Paying For Their Crimes

There are good dogs and there are bad dogs. And when you’re a bad dog, you need to be disciplined. But some dogs just never learn.

1. Drama At The Dog Park

britt_getsfit12

Crimes: Disturbing the peace at the dog park.
Sentence: Time out, 15 minutes, no less.

2. The Roads Are Not Safe

dogmugshots

Crimes: Driving without a license, Driving as a dog, Underage driving, Speeding (60 mph in a 35 mph zone).
Sentence: Suspended license.

3. An Attempted Escape

ynavillacorte

Crimes: Resisting Arrest, Fleeing Legal Custody.
Sentence: Extended sentence in Crate by 10 minutes, no chance of early release.

4. Caught Red-Handed… With Red Gift Wrapping No Less

katyanne_

Crime: Disorderly conduct.
Sentence: No more (wrapped) gifts. Obviously the dog will still get gifts. We’re not monsters.

5. Come On, Dog

missalisonmo

Crime: Indecent exposure.
Sentence: You can’t really punish a dog for this, so… I don’t know.

6. Caught In The Act

barriefiske

Crime: Public indecency.
Sentence: Restricted beach access for three days.

7. All It Takes Is A Lift Of A Leg

the pets clinic

Crime: Public urination.
Sentence: Lots of confusing yelling. Weird-looking flowers later this spring.

8. A Cut-And-Dry Case

neptunecramer

Crime: Public Defecation, Illegal dumping.
Sentence: More walks.

9. Riffraff

bigdawgrocky

Crime: Loitering near dinner table, Theft.
Sentence: Confined to Crate for 30 minutes (just until dinner is over, relax).

10. A Repeat Offender

thezenofpugsleyluigi

Crime: Dumpster diving, Trespassing on private property.
Sentence: Subjected to covered trash cans.

11. He Seemed Like A Good Dog

urbanstitchstudio

Crime: Destruction of property.
Sentence: No couch time for a week. (Basically once we get a new couch.)

12. An Entire Family, Humiliated In An Instant

raragram

Crime: Harassment.
Sentence: No more picnics. Also, no more photos.

13. Never Trust Your Accountant

joshyyboi96

Crime: Fraud, Tax Evasion.
Sentence: Stripped of CPA certification, Barred from practicing in the state of New York.

14. Intent To Commit A Crime Is Still A Crime (especially in Minority Report)

slightly warped

Crimes: Lewd conduct.
Sentence: Park privileges revoked for one week.

15. Mutt-iny

thelexietails

Crime: Defacement of dress-up accessories.
Sentence: No more dress-up. Ironically, this punishment most likely benefits the dog.

Huh. Apparently crime does pay. Sometimes.

Featured image via @gypsilou_and_lilybones
 

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