Discover Your “Sexy Pup” Name, You Dirty Dog

Discover Your “Sexy Pup” Name, You Dirty Dog

Welcome to BarkPost After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly inappropriate articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not recommended for baby hoomans or the overly sensitive. Enjoy!

Monday blues got you down? Shake off the worries of the week and play this glorious, glorious game.

Why? Because you CAN.



And then figure out your pup’s. And then your annoying neighbor’s and start calling them that every time you see them and have them get very, VERY confused.

“Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you, Thunder Hole!”




Featured Image via Pinterest
1st h/t to @omegasamigos and to BarkPost woofer Tasmai Uppin for her lovely design assist with this chart