Shiba Riding A Turtle Is The Laziest, Most Boring Crime Fighting Duo Ever

Beware, bad guys! Your reckless string of crime stops here, because Shiba and Tortoise are here to save the day! Just give them a couple of hours…or days…or weeks. They’ll be there to protect you…eventually.

Hey, at least they’re faster┬áthan the NYPD. *rim shot*

h/t Facebook