Squirrel Struggles To Bury Nut In Fur Of Bernese Mountain Dog

It’s a new metaphor for life’s fruitless endeavors. ie: “Getting the American government to agree on anything is like a squirrel trying to bury nuts in the fur of a Bernese Mountain Dog.”
This squirrel’s name is Wally and he also likes to hide Cheez-Its in his puppeh. Portable storage, eh?