Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking while you’re away? Imagine if you could give your pup a cell phone. What kind of messages would your dog send? What would your dog’s phone personality be like?
Thank Dog there’s a blog that answers these questions. Texts From Dog shows that texting with your doge could lead to some seriously pawkward conversations. Here are a few of our favorites.
*Note: These texts are hilariously rude, but not necessarily appropriate for tiny hoomans. But you big hoomans get ready to laugh your tails off!*
1. Introductions can be ruff.
2. Jealous much?
3. Master of the emoticon. 😄 😆 😁
4. Fetch therapy.
5. Wash, rinse, and repeat.
6. I just got it.
7. Dog the Vote!
8. Don’t forget to buckle up, pup.
9. Dog should get a second opinion.
10. Well, when you put it like that…
11. When enemies become frenemies.
12. I think I’m offended?
13. He could be R2Dog2.