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15 Things You Never Want To Say To A Rottie

15 Things You Never Want To Say To A Rottie

Rottweillers are the tough-looking, hard-loving loyal lunkheads of the dog world. These hunky pups are known for their confidence, silly sense of humor, and dedication to their chosen people. Of course, they also have a bit of a tough guy reputation, so you better not say the wrong thing. Here are 12 things you should never say to a Rottie.

1. Ooh, you’re so big and scary!
rottie-bed-quizzical
“With a sweet face like this? Puh-lease!”

2. You’re such a troublemaker!
rottie-mud-face
“I prefer to think of myself as a curious lover of life, tyvm.”

3. Be quiet.
rottie-pittie-chomp
YOUR FACE SHOULD BE QUIET!

4. You must be such good guard dogs.
rottie-look-both-ways
“Oh look, squirrels!!!”

5. You’re such a tough guy.
rottie-girlfriend
“Shh, we’re twying to take a widdle nappy-poo.””

6. Why are you such a goofball?
rottie-fence
“Do you consider pondering the meaning of art and life ‘goofy?’ Please, leave me to my thoughts.”

7. The markings on your face are so weird.
rottie-goofy-puppy-face
“And what do you call that thing on your face? Lips? Gross.”

8. Your jaws are so big and strong.
rottie-stick-snow
“Tell that to my delicate pet stick. I love Stick. Stick is my friend.”

9. You’re not very social with other dogs.
rottie-family
“My brothers and I beg to differ.”

10. Why so serious?
rottie-how-you-doin
“I’m laughing on the inside.”

11. You’re too big to play with the baby.

rottie-baby
“FEAR NOT, HUMANS, FOR I WILL RAISE THIS NAKED PUPPY AS MY OWN.”

12. You must hate cats.
rottie-cat
“Uhh, does it look like we hate each other?”

13. Have you ever read the Good Dog, Carl books?
rottie-carl
“Read them? Please. I live them.”

14. Your eyebrows are weird.
rottie-eyebrows
“You’re just jealous of my expert shaping.”

15. Your butt looks like a heart.
rottie-butts
“Boy, bai.”

Featured image via NordicTiger/Flickr

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