INTERNET THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Every day millions of dog parents head to work in the morning and leave their TVs on for the pups. BarkBox is looking to create a commercial just for dogs and we’re on the prowl for some good dog derrière.
We need NYC-based pups with a good lookin’ buns to film for a national commercial we’re working (twerking?) on. If you think your pup’s got the junk in the trunk we need, send your best dog butt pics to [email protected]. If your pup’s posterior is indeed pawfection, you’ll get a barkback from us!
1. Need some butts with pawsonality and patience. Your pup needs to be able to stand still + repeat for 30 seconds at a time and commit to some serious tail-waggin’.
2. Twerking is nice, but not necessary.
3. (See rule 2.)
4. No stinkers.
5. And no scooters.
Please send all bottoms, tushies, rumps, and tails to [email protected].
PS: What did one dog buttcheek say to the other dog buttcheek? “Between you and me, something smells like dog poo.”
PPS: WE ONLY WANT DOG BUTTS. NO OTHER SPECIES.
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