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This Vintage Puppy Party Video Will Make You Spontaneously Combust

Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen

Are you kidding me with this video?! Dogs – ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I am litcherally losing my damn mind. I mean, I get it. I get that this is supposed to be sort of, ironically funny and sardonic, or whatever… but I am all in, you guys. I am ALL IN.

I am dancing. I am snapping. I am drinking champagne. I am squealing. I am still snapping. I am spilling. I am living. I am transcribing my internal monologue…

WHAT ARE YOU? A PUPUSHKA!? YEAH YOU ARE. YOU’RE A FREAKING CUTE AS THE DICKENS PUPUSHKA.
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AND YOU! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING? WITH YOUR FREAKING SAILBOAT STEERING THING? WHAT’S THAT CALLED? A HELM? WHO KNOWS?! YOU DON’T!
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AND YOU TWO! YOU TWO! JUST LICK EACHOTHER’S FACES AND GET IT OVER WITH AND LET ME WATCH AND OH MY GOD, YOUR SWEATERS AND ARE YOU HIGH?
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OH, REALLY? OHHHHH REEEEALLY??? I LIKE YOU, KID. I. LIKE. YOU.
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THIS GALS GOT MOXIE. MOXIE, I SAY!
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I WANT TO PUT YOUR HEAD IN MY MOUTH! OKAY!?
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OHHHH NO YA DON’T! YOU GOT A LOT NERVE, MISTER! COMIN’ IN HERE. LOOKIN ALL PERFECT LIKE THAT. COME ON!
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HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, GUY!
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NO. NO. NO. CUT IT OUT. WANT TO HANG OUT SOMETIME? LOOK AT YOUR SPOTS.
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OH. OH. OH. I SEE. YOU’RE SIBLINGS. AND YOU’RE IN A CUP. AND YOU’RE MAGIC.
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KAY THANKS! LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF! BYE!

pupparty

I’m gonna pass out.

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