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Which One Of These Shining, Shimmering, Splendid Dogs On Treadmills Are You?

How many times has this happened to you?

You wake up after a night of drinking and decide, “Today’s the day I get my sh-t together.” Then your annoyingly healthy friend, who starts off every day making his own protein smoothies and aligning his chakras, hits you up to go to the gym. 😡

Ugh, but today is the day. So you text him back, “Yea! 😉 ”

You put on your workout gear. Prize. You make it all the way to the gym and find parking. Double gold star. Then you start your workout and realize it’s only a warm up and this was a very big mistake. 🙁

Own it. Your workouts are modified. And by modified, you mean half as active because you’re twice as hungover. …Now where’s the damn puke emoji.

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