However, I faced my fear of floating lips and watched the insanely funny (emphasis on insane) video, and was all:
I’m a new woman. The kind of woman who sprays her computer screen with the cheap Sauvignon blanc that she’s drinking straight from the bottle, because she’s laughing so hard, then texts her friends saying she’s going to be at least an hour late to the party she doesn’t want to go to, because there’s a certain YouTube video she needs to watch on repeat. I like this new woman. I like her a lot.
We hope you enjoyed tonight’s edition of Bark After Dark, the one-stop-shop for all your insane-in-the-canine, cuckoo-for-cocoa-ruffs, barking mad needs!