Welcome to BarkPost After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly inappropriate articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you
weirdos night owls. Not recommended for baby hoomans or the overly sensitive. Enjoy!
1. Podophilia: Feet
Fritos, Cheetos, popcorn, whatever. Into it.
2. Pygophilia: Buttocks
Corgi lovers, amirite?
3. Titillagnia: Tickling Heheheheheheheh.
4. Frotteurism: Touching Strangers In Public Hey now, if you’re going to rub a strange dog, ask first! 5. Odaxelagnia: Biting Into the noms, nibbles, play-biting? Or perhaps you’re tempted to grab your pup by the scruff with your own teeth? Careful with that. 6. Acrotomophilia: Amputees *cough* Ricky *cough* 7. Voyeurism: Watching Having a little too much fun with your Camio?
8. Salirophilia: Literally Getting Dirty
Is your pup irresistible even covered in mud? You might have this.
9. Somnophilia: Sleeping Does the sight of a sleeping dog whip you into a frenzy of cute aggression?