If your dog exhibits more than 3 of of the following symptoms, it may be a sign she’s a basic …female dog.
1. She hashtags her Instagram posts with #totesamazing.
2. She has a collection of infinity scarves.
3. Ubes (aka Uber) is the best thing that’s happened to her since peanut butter.
4. She “literally can’t even” until she gets her pumpkin spice puppuccino.
5. She shares her #ootd.
6. She jumped on the gluten-free bandwagon, but still eats muffins and paninis saying “I’m so bad” in between bites.
7. She a model. An Instagram model is still a model, okay?
8. She gets her hair colored regularly, but lies about it being natural.
9. She loves going shopping with you.
10. She owns a pair of Hunter boots. Or maybe two.
11. She’s all about yoga. The pants more than the practice.
12. For Halloween, she’s always dressed as a sexy ______.
13. She often refers to ‘bae’ in her social media posts.
14. She’s only about the big brand items.
15. She wears her designer sunglasses indoors.
Do you have a bitch female dog? Let us know in comments or on BarkFeed!
