17 Adorably Derpressed Doges

Note: No pups were harmed in the making of this list. They all live very pampered, lovely, Instafamous lives. Their parents just caught them in a spare moment of doggie angst. Beware: Extreme cuteness ahead.
17. “Just leave me arrone, ok? Can’t a pup watch Too Cute in peace?”

2. “I know you said I could roll the window down, but I don’t know. So much ennui.”

3. “I know I can get them, it’s just…ruff’s the point?”

4. “I can’t sleep. It might be because there’s a monster under my bed.”

5. “Why am I constantly subjected to this treatment?”

6. “Why don’t I ever get to go to the dog park when I want?”

7. “What do you mean, we have to leave? Work? You go to work, I’ll stay.”

8. “Maybe if I just get into the fetal position I’ll feel better…”

9. “First you put me in that heinous bath, then you insist on taking pictures of me? Blasphemy, sir.”

10. “I know I love to dig. But once it’s over, I just feel overcome with malaise, you know what I mean?”

11. “Even Breaking Bark doesn’t do it for me anymore…”

12. “So we beat on, mutts against the current, barking back ceaselessly into the past. You know what I mean?”

13. Such melancholy. Very gloom.

14. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

15. “I’m a movie crier, okay? Marley and Me just does it to me every time…”

16. “Just—just go away, please. And for the love of Bully Sticks, stop taking pictures.”

17. “Sometimes we just need our space, okay? I promise I’ll want to play later.”
