Becoming a member of the this, the most prestigious yet easy-to-get-into club on this side of the dogiverse, is something we hope for every pup. Each test is more fun than the last, and the final exam—proof of their almighty destruction using #DESTROYERSCLUB on Instagram—is impossible to fail.
It’s like college, but better. Introducing this week’s graduates…
1. “Makin’ a mess for Mom n’ Pop to clean up sure takes a lot out of you.”
2. “I like my squeakers over easy.”
3. “I kiss it make it better. Sorry, penguin.”
4. “This is not the jalapeño stuffed crust I ordered.”
5. “Mmmm, tastes like freeze-dried chicken treats.”
6. “I’s… I’s accidentally burnt the pizza, Ma.”
7. When your crush texts you the winky face but insists you’re “just friends.”
8. Goodnight, sweet prince. You served your purpose well.
9. The Barklyn Doggers’ squeaker finally struck out.
10. A ninja cat has no name. A ninja cat is no one. #GoT
Be sure to tag your warriors #DESTROYERSCLUB to share their victories against all of plush-kind! Oh, and for a shoutout from @TheBarkShop and the chance to wind up in BarkPost‘s weekly Friday roundups!
Shred on, pups.