If you’ve ever known a dog, I’m sure you recognize many (if not all) of these faces.
1. HAY HOOMAN!
2. Whatcha got there?! Can I have it?
3. Where are you going?! Can I come?
4. What are you eating?! You gonna finish it?
5. Do you need me for anything? Anything at all?
6. Are you hiding a squirrel over there by chance?
7. I sensed you have food can you give me some food I love food!
8. Hey good morning hi what did you dream about?
9. Are you busy? Even if you are, can I have the pets please? It’s an emergency.
10. What’s in that little black box of yours and why are you always pointing it at me? Does it have treats?
11. Just wondering if you need any companionship at this moment in time.
12. What’s out there?! Who’s coming to visit you?
13. ARE YOU OKAY?! You were gone for 30 whole seconds. It felt seven times longer to me though.
14. Wait what are you doing down there on the floor? That’s where my butt usually goes. Wait, do you wanna share butts? I’m down.
15. Is it okay with you if I sit in your lap?
16. Did I hear you say the word “treat?!” Can I have one?
17. Have you thought about making dinner yet tonight? Cause I have.
18. Do you REALLY have to go to work today? Really really?
19. What are you thinking about? I’m thinking about food.
20. My sniffer has detected something in your possession that I want.
21. Your breath smells… delicious! Did you have bacon this week?
22. Hey neighbor, can I offer you some cuddles?
23. Are you in need of a kiss? I’m really good at giving kisses!
24. What are you doing over there?! Can I join?
25. Walkies?! Can we?