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Heinz Pulls Out Its Wieners For The 2016 Super Bowl

Your mama warned you about Wieners. They are scoundrels who only want one thing from you and when they get it they move on to the next person. What is it they want? They want the same thing every love ’em and leave ’em pup wants.

Food.

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Food is the love of their lives. But, the Doxies in Heinz’ 2016 Super Bowl commercial won’t go home with just any nomz. They aren’t those kinds of Wieners. They choose their lovahs carefully and will go to great lengths to land in the arms of their One True Love – aka Heinz Ketchup and Mustard.

h/t via Wall Street Journal.

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