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Rupert the Whippet is one doggone ham for the camera. His human, Janet Burton, fell in love with the pup at just 4 weeks old, and at 10 months she began snapping pics of him for everyone to enjoy.

From a young age Rupert had a fascination with climbing up to lean on his front paws, and now all Burton has to do is say "Hop!" and Rupert poses like a seasoned pro. "The magic comes from his expressions," Burton says. That, and the fact Rupert seems to get her out of doing all the housework.
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1. "I'm gonna have to do a double stitch on this, Sweetie, you really should go easy on those human biscuits."
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2. Hold up a sec. Just hold up. You mean to tell me the dogs don't get wands in this thing?"
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3. Gosh dernit, I told that woman we need someone to check the water heater... crazy wife... need my bath... no hot water..."
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4. "They said, 'Get a riding mower, Tom, it'll be quicker, Tom,' but I can't bring myself to tell them my feet don't reach the pedals."
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5. "Wax on, wax off. That's what my Dad always says... I mean... wait a minute."
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6. "I told her you have to steam the edges to get a good crease. No one in this house listens to me."
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7. "I'm telling you right now, folks, we're gonna have some turbulence. You may also hear me say 'We're going down,' but don't panic. I'm a dog."
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8. "I've just spent hours crunching the numbers and determined we can't afford to keep the cat. We do, however, have wiggle room for extra tennis balls."
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9. "George always likes it when I hang his clothes to dry. Says his trousers smell of spring, but all I smell is the neighbor's barbecue on my knickers."
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10. "The neighbor dog peed on my tree therefore my tree must be destroyed."
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11. The game of tennis is a fine art: one must first catch the ball, then one must bring it back. Very technical."
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12. "Tour de France? Try Tour de please put a pillow on my seat 'cause this thing cramps my bum."
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13. "Margaret, pass that dish there, please. I need more bacon on my bacon."
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14. "Wear a hard hat, they said. It'll be safer, they said. They forgot to mention you also need thumbs to use a saw."
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15. "Oh, deary me, it's nippy out here. Donald traded me 'licking the dishes clean' for 'playing in the snow,' but I think I've been duped."
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16. "Francis, I'm sorry to say your diagnosis concludes you can no longer eat bully sticks. I'll need to confiscate them all."
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17. "Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? It's because you're a dog in the front seat of a car."
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18. "A clean home is a happy home, Mom says. So I just poop in the yard now. (As far as she knows)."
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