Pretty much everyone kisses their dog. If you say you don’t, you’re either a dirty liar or you’re seriously missing out. (Or both.)
Aries are adventurous and always up for something new and fresh. As a fire sign, they tend to take action and dive in headfirst — sometimes before thinking things through.
2. Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taurus are focused, hard-working, and tactile. Like their namesake the bull, however, they can be stubborn and selfish.
If you’re a Taurus, touch is very important. So you’re the kind of person who kisses your dog with everything you’ve got. A smooch isn’t just a smooch. It’s also an opportunity for an enveloping hug, a gentle scratch on the ear, or a loving squeeze of their booty.
Geminis are quick-minded and curious. Because this air sign is ruled by Mercury (the planet associated with communication), Geminis are naturally inquisitive, communicative beings.
If you’re a Gemini, you love to communicate, so you have no problem telling your dog when you want a kiss and how you want that kiss. If you have a smooch-loving dog, this is pretty straightforward. If you don’t, you try ’till you die.
Cancers are emotional and caring. While they’re selective about who they invite into their world, once you’re a part of a Cancer’s circle, you’re in it for good.
5. Leo (July 23-August 22)
Bold and brave, Leos love to have a great time and often surround themselves with a large group of friends.
Unlike Cancers, Leos want to kiss dogs. All the dogs. And if you’re a Leo, you will plant a big, wet smacker on whatever and whomever’s around. In broad daylight. At work. In front of everyone. You guys don’t give a sh-t about PDA.
6. Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgos are motivated, observant, and tend to be perfectionists. Their desire to succeed can sometimes make them self-critical.
If you’re a Virgo, your attention to detail and perfectionism insists that every kiss be absolute magic. While this makes you a great lip-locker, it also means that when you kiss your dog goodbye every day, you do it a million times, because that last kiss has just got to be perfect.
7. Libra (September 23-October 22)
Libras are fair-minded, flirty, and the life of every party. They don’t like confrontation and seek balance in every aspect of their life.
If you’re a Libra, your flirtatious nature could get you into trouble with your dog — so be careful about smooching other pooches in front of your pup. You gotta be sneaky. If they find out, they’ll be pissed.
Scorpios are passionate, intuitive, and stubborn. Although they can be jealous and secretive, they prove to be loyal friends.
Also Scorpios are the most likely to French kiss their dog because, you know, they’re Scorpios.
Sagittarius are enthusiastic and free-spirited. Their optimism and positive energy means they’re generally well-liked by others.
If you’re a Sagittarius, your desire to please others means you’re constantly showering your dog with kisses (even if your dog is, like, so over it).
Nevertheless, dogs of Sagittarius owners be warned: your human’s idealistic nature can result in a tendency for them to promise more than they can deliver. Your human may say “I’m going to give you 10 kisses!” and then they only give you nine. Bullshit.
10. Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Capricorns are responsible, disciplined, and natural-born leaders. Considered the most serious of the signs, they enjoy solving problems but can be perceived as inflexible.
If you’re a Capricorn, your practical approach to kissing translates into some straightforward smooching. While there’s nothing wrong with a simple, classic kiss, don’t be afraid to embrace new and different styles, you stubborn sign, you!
11. Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Aquarius are independent, unconventional, and honest. They enjoy intelligent conversation and the arts.
Whatever you do, don’t worry — it’s not weird at all.
12. Pisces (February 19-March 20
Pisces are known as one of the kindest, most compassionate signs. For better or worse, your selflessness seemingly knows no bounds.