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12 Things Your Dog Would Buy If They Could Shop Online

12 Things Your Dog Would Buy If They Could Shop Online

Recently American Express just launched the Amex Express Checkout where humans can now fly through online checkout with their Amex login, including at BarkBox.com. All of us at Bark & Co. are SO excited to be a launch pawtner, we decided to compile all of the ridiculous things our furry buttcheeked pups would buy without the need for pesky humans to do all the shopping for them. ;P

Use the hashtag #dogsoncomputers to share all the weird and wonderful things YOUR dog would purchase if they could and you might see your pup featured on BarkPost + BarkBox social media! And be sure to check out our first post featuring @SamsontheDood!

1. ALL THE BULLY STICKS. 10-pack, $12
Bully sticks = catnip for dogs. #PugsNotDrugs
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2. Ruff Guide to the United States: 365 of the BEST places to stay and play with your dog in all 50 states. $18
HINT HINT MOM.
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3. Related to #2, a personal tent for pawesome road trips with the fam. $95
“Ahhh. Finally a good night’s sleep without dad’s snoring.”
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4. A neck massager so they don’t have to wait around for humans to give a belly scratches. $49
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5. A Petchatz video phone so your pup can chat with you (and get treats) while you’re at work. $349
“Dad. I did the math– we can’t afford the cat.”
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6. Burrow Den for Snuggly Moments. $60
“This bed is scientifically proven to make me look SO adorable that my human can’t resist giving me infinite treats.”
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7. Backpack for comfortable + stylish transportation. $260
TO THE DOG PARK, HUMAN SERVANT! And make it snappy!
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8. Bacon of the Month Club. $155.95
BACON IS MEAT CANDY.
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9. Minimalist Pagoda Fountain. $100
“I only drink filtered water.”
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10. Pug Mask because it’s a well-known fact that all humans wish they were dogs. $28
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11. An automatic ball tosser because your pup is a strong, independent dog and they don’t need no human! $115
*snap* *snap*
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12. And a BarkBox. Dur! $19-$29/month

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And we want to hear what YOUR dog would buy! Use the hashtag #dogsoncomputers to share all the weird and wonderful things your dog would purchase if they could. The best entries will receive a feature on the BarkPost + BarkBox social media!

Featured image via Claire Blogga

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