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5 Things Dogs Are Grateful For This Thanksgiving, And 5 They Think Can Go To Heck

5 Things Dogs Are Grateful For This Thanksgiving, And 5 They Think Can Go To Heck

For us humans, Thanksgiving is the perfect time to think about all the things we are grateful for in our lives. I, for one, am thankful for grilled cheese sandwiches and this viral video. And that got me thinking — what are our dogs thankful for this Thanksgiving? What might they not be thankful for? For example, You know who is NOT thankful for sandwiches? This dog.

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Let’s start off with things that get our pups’ tails wagging with glee:

Car rides to anywhere BUT the vet.

“BRB, gonna pick up some treats.”
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Small trash cans with no lids.

“Delicious. But next time, could you put the food buffet at dog level? Love ya. Kthanxbye.”

Messy eaters.

“It’s only a matter of time.”

BarkBox.

“I’ll get the corners, you go for the tape!”

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The park.

“I think I may be doing this wrong, but it sure is fun!”

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Baths…JUST KIDDING.

“Don’t worry, human! I’ll save you from the evil wet stuff!”
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On the other paw, here are 5 things they will NOT be so grateful for:

Tiny humans on bicycles.

“Yea, keep running! Not so funny now, is it?”
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Garbage trucks.

SATAN TRUCK

Glass doors, aka Invisible Force Fields of Evil.

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Anal glands.

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Catholes that steal beds.

What else will your pup be grateful for (or not) this Thanksgiving? Let us know in the comments! 😀

Featured image via Animal Fair

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