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Dog Bios: Five Dogs Who Are Probably Head Of The PTA And Want You To Be Home By 11

Dog Bios: Five Dogs Who Are Probably Head Of The PTA And Want You To Be Home By 11

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Dog Bio [dɒg baɪoʊ]
verb (used without object), dog-bio’d, dog bio-ing.
noun, dog bio

A picture of a dog plus the traits of people who remind us of a dog’s specific expression/look.
Informal. To humanize a dog in the silliest way possible.

Bark just dog-bio’d my pooch and it’s hilarious!

Ex:
dogbiodebbie

One thing we love about our dogs is that feeling of recognition we get when we look in to their faces. It’s that “Don’t I know you from somewhere?” feeling. A Dog Bio basically takes that feeling and amplifies it in the form of silly memes that’s bound to make you crack a smile.

Dog Bios come in many forms but in honor of Mother’s day, we’ve found some of our favorite Dog Bios that exemplify moms! Check ’em out below:

1. Linda, who needs Kevin to settle down so they can get to the supermarket.

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2. Amy, who’s taking it easy on the court this summer.

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3. Deb, who’s gonna try this toast one more time to be sure.

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4. Miriam, who still has a thing for Zero Mostel.

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5. Helen, who didn’t buy this nice carpet for nothing.

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Keep up the good work, moms! And remember, if Jess wants a pizza party, she’s got to finish her science fair project first.

You can find more Dog Bios, memes and funny videos on Instagram as well as on Facebook.

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